CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE: WTF

That stands for "where's the fudge..." because we made a lot of fudge this week and have been giving it out to those we teach. Honestly, that's one of the worst ideas we've had because the summer in southern California is kinda warm...and fudge gets melty...but whatever. PEOPLE WE TAUGHT Jareth-let us come on Tuesday, …

CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR: “JESUS IS THE WHAT?”

CHURCH SIGN "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly"   CRAZY CALIFORNIAN As we were walking back to our car we overheard this lady yelling at a cop while another was nearby and with a few other people watching. All I overheard was "I would NEVER put no POOP on her …

CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE: “BE CAREFUL, YOU’RE BOTH ATTRACTIVE”

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT I've been a missionary for over a year now. Wow. Crazy. Where has the time gone? PEOPLE WE'RE TEACHING Jareth-reset his baptismal date for July 28 and came to church on Sunday! Julious and Myrle-CAME TO CHURCH. Monumental. They're a cute Filipino couple that have been meeting with missionaries since the Philippines Jeanette-wants …

CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO: FIREWORKS AND SPITTING

AWKWARD MOMENT We recived the contact information of Joyce, a member that had just moved into the ward so we went by to meet her. As we walked up this lady picks up her dog and won't look at us so we just kinda walk up the stairs to Joyce's door. When we knock on …

CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE: “IN THE TELESTIAL KINGDOM, THEY RIDE BIKES”

The title was going to be NO IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, BUT COME TO CHURCH ANYWAY (taken from a church sign). but one of the biking elders made this funny comment and it was shorter so I had to switch it. TRANSFER FACTS Sister Wheeler and I are STAYING TOGETHER because we …